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#33116 (149/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<delmore> i just fucked a chick i know,she squirted in my face, he he, how cool is that?
<@Manyiu> you didnt leave this chan for the last two hours
<@Manyiu> and you werent idle for a min
<@_razor_> so you were fucking her and typing on irc?
<delmore> nah, i was typing when she was sucking me off
<@UncleMart> Laptops are good for that, get the girl in doggy and place it on her ass so you can fuck and be on IRC at the same time
<@Manyiu> this makes this story of yours far less plausible than the drug one
<@_razor_> lolol

#33153 (-16/3408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant

#33152 (5/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i used to hate coffee
<prof3ta> now that i work coffee=bliss

#33154 (3/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for?

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