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#33092 (273/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows will shut itself down.
#33098 (216/368) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me
<Bubbaprog> and i said why, because i am sophisticated and attractive
<Bubbaprog> and they said no
<Bubbaprog> because you're an asshole
#33101 (239/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trigun_> I hate Anger mangement class
<Recon> heh
<Recon> i can tell its really working :|
#33081 (176/370) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(fleet): I had a bad sexual experience last night
(fleet): I cut my penis on a jagged vagina
(nme): that wasn't a vagina, I told you to stop fucking those goddamn pepsi cans
#33113 (173/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> she is attractive
<goatasaur> but she has more issues than tv guideComment: #fark on Irvingnet
#33108 (121/277) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phaedrus> note to self, dont use the aliases page in mIRC as a note pad
#33102 (150/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though.
<triple6> that would be the vagina.
#33060 (154/392) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* penut has joined #unbound
* ChanServ sets mode: +o penut
<Recon> wb penut
* Mayseth licks penut
* Dweller refrains from calling mayseth a nutlicker
<Recon> LOL
<Mayseth> I!
<Mayseth> HATE!
<Mayseth> YOU!
#33077 (11/371) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m
<jonathans> only filthy linux users dont wash regularly
#33094 (9/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions?
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<langster> Calisa is there such  a thing?
<Calisa> Sure.
<ironchefrocks> how is one good looking?
<Aegis> it looks like a flower ...
<ZekeMacNeil> or a cauliflower
#33076 (8/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I barely drink anymore :/
<J3anyus> that's good.
<J3anyus> i've cut down on my drinking a LOT
<J3anyus> ever since my last tequila incident.
<Hatter> I used to love tequila
<J3anyus> i love taking tequila shots
<J3anyus> i just hate the after effects :P
<richardgr> last time hatter was drunk
<richardgr> let me get it one sec
<Hatter> .,..
<richardgr> <Hatter> life is a poo poo im on my way!
<Hatter> yeah I remember thaTComment: #ramen on EFNet
#33107 (8/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild-> theres a large gay community in nyc!
<D-viant> theres a large * community in nyc
#33095 (4/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaisum> bitch your floppy drive just ain't reading my disk like it used to
#33080 (2/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program
#33072 (-12/820) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Albot> Hamhocks: And t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and a
<Albot> nd asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and tigheirappily t hales and tcheily tcrandles asseily handlthandlth t seily theigheandlthappily ass handltheily tcr h thtir scrappily and asseir heigheigheigheighe hatigheandleily and asse that tht s and t and theatiratc hatigheigheirappily tir and and it's all pure 100% israeli lard.
#33075 (-1/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWork> h3llo sirz
<IceWork> i come from the planet w0rkComment: #ramen EFNet
#33074 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I understand religion
<ducklord> I just don't understand why idiots believe in it
<issuez> i think we're all aliens
<ducklord> I think we're all idiotsComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#33109 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
• n30 has a cum fiesta in his house. ..when i bust a nut ...its like throwing a bucket of gatorade on someone like they just won the superbowl.Comment: Scared many peeps away...

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