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#32920 (1005/1153) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

#32921 (295/523) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Skizot> my boss is a moron
<Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open
<Skizot> he asked what it was...
<Berry2K> bussiness relations?
<Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft
<Berry2K> :)
<Berry2K> haha
<Skizot> he says" do i need it"
<RightField> lol
<Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs
<Berry2K> WTFLOL
<Skizot> he asks what's a n00b
<RightField> omg
<Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers

#32928 (206/384) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> anyone know a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up?

#32922 (171/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Plas> I get head easily
<@Plas> it annoys me
<@Plas> ..*headaches

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