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#32827
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<Allahkat> You know how they make like, "Totally 80's" cds? They should make Pity-Party cds. "Just Got Dumped"
<Allahkat> "No One Home For Christmas"
<bunnieWork> "I Eat Ramen With My Cats Every Night"
<Allahkat> HAHAHAHA
<Allahkat> "I Chat In IRC 24 Hours A Day"
<Allahkat> Oh...wait...
<bunnieWork> HAHAHa...ha.
* bunnieWork sobs
* Allahkat polishes her gun
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#25582
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<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear.
<mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested
<IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents.
<IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait.
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#32843
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(mUnky`) instead of putting in the softener *into my washing*, i put in a similar yellowish liquid - apple juice. ><
(mUnky`) MY FKN WASHING SMELLS LIKE APPLE JUICE!
(mUnky`) =X
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
(mUnky`) theyre in identical bottles
(mUnky`) they look a little the same
(mUnky`) and i was puttin the stuff in at 2am
(mUnky`) ><
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) good work man
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) how do they feel?
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) soft?
(mUnky`) theyre... ...... soft... a little
(mUnky`) but i smell like fkn apple juice!
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) "man where do u get your fabric softner" "oh u know, the juice isle"
(Doyle|gettingJAVAJAVAJAVAJAVAJ) HAHAHAHAH
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mUnky had to rewash all his clothes.
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(+Genix) wtf
(+Genix) i just got a spam mail that claimed it would "shrink my penis"
(+BalefireX) did you read it?
(+Genix) :(
(+BalefireX) you didnt need to, did you...
(+Genix) of course it wasn't actually for what it said
(+Genix) it was a porn site
(+Genix) but none the less wtf
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#gideontech
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