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#32810 (330/480) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kneecaps> anybody up for some key signing?
<Kneecaps> nobody about :(
<SlayerXP> key signing?
<SlayerXP> as in "hello complete stranger I met on IRC, please sign my GPG key so people will trust the key more."
<Kneecaps> yes
<Kneecaps> thats right
<SlayerXP> . <- the point -> your direction of travel |
#32814 (180/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week. |
#32804 (239/447) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HelloKit> can anybody tell me why men find it necessary to do things like deliberately farting on the dog?!
<Steven> because they'd be killed if they did on their wife ?? |
#32820 (212/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
• +mirthy throws geru into the deep Xenogears ocean!
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#32797 (160/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+BalefireX> dont you want to bait so bad?
<+digital_mana> it looks fun :)
<+error> looks boring
<+error> that was like stuff I did when I was 10.
<+BalefireX> pretend to be a chick and pick up pedos?
<+error> No, pretended I was a chick and talked to lesbians
<+BalefireX> haha
<+error> I'm serious.
<+error> The worse part is running into other guys that they're pretending to be chicks too.
<+BalefireX> hahahaha
<+BalefireX> and how do you identify them
<+error> i'd tell them i'm a guy, and then would go "oh shit, i'm a guy too"
<+digital_mana> hahaha
<+digital_mana> thats awesome
<+BalefireX> whenwould you tell them this?
<+error> at the end of course |
#32811 (160/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Mr-Bond> os[Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[2days 2hrs 7mins 10secs] cpu[1-AMD , 1999MHz, 256KB (42% Load)] mem[Usage: 443/512MB (86.52%) [|||||||||-]] gfx[RADEON 7200 SERIES ] screen[1024x768 32bit 100Hz]
< Mr-Bond> hate the way that yoke says 1999MHz
< Mr-Bond> its a 2 gig godanmit!
< acous> :)
< acous> it's for tax purposes
< acous> 2 gigs are more expensive to tax
< acous> :)
< Mr-Bond> you serious? |
#32812 (239/569) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<simonf> who the fuck buys a _slice_ of pizza
<Ng> simonf: you've never bought a slice of pizza?
<simonf> Ng: no
<simonf> Ng: only whole pizzas, as god intended |
#32794 (118/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mek> I was cutting open a gingko biloba gel cap
<mek> and it exploded
<mek> got some up my nose
<Rykan> HAHAHA
<Rykan> I mean, oh sorry to hear thatComment: #MxO
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#32784 (121/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducklord> that article is too long
<ducklord> as a child of the 90s I demand someone makes a summary of it
<ducklord> preferably containg the words "computer" and "hot chicks" |
#32813 (1/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch |
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<splice> liberals have such an open mind their brains typically fall outComment: #ramen
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#32798 (0/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the fucking computor, boy?" i was like "hell yeah" and he cut the internet cable :(
[Bengannn] i was like "wtf"
[Bengannn] and he said "if you feel like play the computor you can shove this up your ass" then he showed me how to do itComment: bad flashbacks in #tekheads
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#32792 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<migas> - Neon just approved 0 and killed 50. (0% session, 0.551% record)
<@Neon[UK]> ahahahahah
<@Neon[UK]> take that you dumb quotes
<@Neon[UK]> KILL KILL KILL |
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