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#32782 (302/464) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Jon> Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness, your hair is like a golden waterfall.
<@Jon> Plus those short skirts you wear make me really horny.Comment: #rohitab irc.wikkedwire.com
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#32732 (314/524) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slygirl> Ogg is such a weird name... next thing you know, people will be ripping their music in poo format.
* hen-neko-zzz starts working on the format right away
* slygirl imagines RIAA officials denouncing the sharing of ".poo" files.
<carpboy> it would be awesome
<carpboy> to listen to poo
<hen-neko-zzz> man, burn me a cd of poos
<ChibiShin> hehe
<Fireye> Mmm, poo
<slygirl> "Hi, I'm one of those kids that was persecuted for downloading .poo off the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm STILL gonna download .poo off the internet."
<BoogiepopLain> And when you share .poo files, popular slang would be "Slinging .poo"
<SaturnPrince> That must be some crappy stuffComment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
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#32776 (263/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Olafsson> grr.. my little brother spilled soda on my keyboard and his.. luckly I keep a spare behind the sofa.
<MitchShrader> a spare little brother?
<Olafsson> keyboard.. that is
<MitchShrader> oh. i could see going thru little brothers regular if they spill soda on keyboards.. |
#32787 (232/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* soulbleed changes topic to 'Do you like: Shaved [4] Trimmed [0] Bushy [0] Landing Strip [2] Heart [1] fuck it aim for the ass [1]'
<02johnnyqu_> haha, best topic ever
<02johnnyqu_> but what's it about?
<02@soulbleed> ..................... |
#32747 (231/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n3wt> Anyone have any scissors?
<n3wt> Oh, you're all on the internet aren't you, nmComment: #awars-bench
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#32726 (229/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> i could have eaten a dictionary
<timmo> and shit out a better plotComment: #geekissues
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#32786 (204/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sandra19lez> you mean to tell me a porno called Willy Jackoff's Chocolate and Cream Factory had nothing to do with Willy Wonka?
<Auzy> this is one scary convo... |
#32744 (189/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@tadashi-> i remember everytime chinese new year rolled on by
<@tadashi-> the teacher would make us do a parade through the school
<@tadashi-> and i'd fucking lead it cuz i was the only azn in my class
<@tadashi-> i was like wtf |
#32764 (202/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jwz> I am not making this up:
<jwz> "Dear Sir,
<jwz> My name is SAMUEL JACKSON . I am the Family private
<jwz> Secretary/legal adviser to the former President of Liberia
<jwz> Charles Taylor before he was forced out of power and sent on exile in
<jwz> Nigeria."
<jwz> nowhere in this spam do the words "bad mother fucker" appear
<jeriko> a fake! |
#32729 (193/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mayseth> And I'm going to start carrying a sock puppet around with me.
<Dweller> good god.. there is another one like me somehwere?
<Mayseth> Whenever I excuse myself I shall place it in my chair and tell them "This is Lefty the sock puppet.. he shall rule in my stead while I am otherwise detained" |
#32754 (196/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: t0t0 (Quit: Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?)Comment: Yes, it does
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#32783 (129/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Liontamer> I've meta-ed 1375 reviews.
<Liontamer> And, in other news, my penis is huge.
<SelectaNovel> @Lion: eBay?
<Liontamer> Um...no. I didn't buy it off of Ebay; That's the way the good Lord made me
<SelectaNovel> :-) rofl
<Infamous> i too have a huge penis
<Infamous> but unfortunatly i DID buy mine off e-bay :-\ |
#32742 (100/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but not, for instance, the symbol for a nasal a in polish.
<Bringa> Where does the pound sign come from anyway?
<somniloquy> from me pressing shift+3
<Bringa> That's deep.
<somniloquy> good stuff, eh?
<Bringa> If this was the internet, I'd conclude that you come from your daddy pressing alt+f4 too late, since only on the internet can you get away with puns that weak.
<Bringa> You're fortunate we're conversing over very fast smoke signs. |
#32720 (44/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sahal> i hide my porn in .dll files |
#32785 (44/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MKendora> I get concerned when what I see on TV enters my dreams.
<MKendora> since that happens fairly often...
<MKendora> and since all I watch is Law & Order : Special Victims Unit...
<MKendora> I get all kinds of sex crimes in my dreams :/ |
#32678 (57/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< ryeske> thats one thing i think lacks from bash.org actually, is that it doesnt show the server/channel
< blackbart> on bash.cx, people often stick the server/channel in the comment
< blackbart> bash.cx is better anyway, in fact, i'm officially deprecating bash.orgComment: this didn't pass moderation at bash.org
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#32734 (8/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jwz> the last wasted ten minutes were brought to you by ghostview, kswapd, and a 1.2GB X server
<jwz> let's hear it for everyone involved |
#32730 (6/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Bringa> war3 is much more rewarding.. you need to actually MATCH UP against other real opponents
<@Bringa> you develop some sort of skill
<@Bringa> and measure it with other people
<@Bringa> whereas in Diablo2 it's like penis vs hand
< Nens> lol
<@Bringa> stroke stroke stroke click click oh look I came a Grandfather.
< Nens> multiplayer masterbation is good :p
<@Bringa> Great
<@Bringa> then you get together with others and compare cumstains.
< Nens> lol
<@Bringa> Yeah it's great and all at first
<@Bringa> novelty value
<@Bringa> but once the stink sets in... |
#32755 (4/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mrWoot> porn = getting old |
#32731 (5/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@FireRun> one day i will buy some cds
<@FireRun> and give back
<@FireRun> because i cant find them online |
#32735 (-4/434) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sp|afk> communism doesnt work
<sp|afk> the USSR proved that to the world
<HrdwrBoB> ...
<HrdwrBoB> works for china
<sp|afk> yeah but they are just gooks |
#32779 (-5/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrimsonKnight13> «Scepterr» racking up the blood alcohol level my friend?<xero_cool> nah, he's lowering the level of blood in his alcohol streamComment: Scepterr was getting way too many alcoholic beverages that night...
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