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#32692 (315/495) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Idiot has quit IRC
<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day...
#32604 (245/431) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<somniloquy> nice. i told MSN my postcode is "bite me" and it accepted it
#32691 (213/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
<@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
<+BalefireX> man
<+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
<+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problems
Comment: #gideontech
#32703 (167/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rjx> <Rjx> hi new graphics card, I'll just put you in
<Rjx> <gfxcard> HAHA BITCH NOW I CAN CORRUPT YOUR REGISTRY AND MAKE YOUR COMPUTER REFUSE TO BOOT
Comment: #geekissues
#32680 (141/369) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zero|> I may be a bitch, but we all know you suck cock for Teletubbies dolls.
<Col-Psycho`SS2> YAY! FRESH SUPPLY OF TISSUES!
<c0bra> I caught my mom masturbating once
<Devion> O_o
Comment: this all happened AT THE SAME TIME
#32695 (87/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> we're talkign about sex (no big deal at my work) and he pops in and he says this "mmm i like to give them girls golden showers...", after that we were both like "........", and he knew he said something wrong and left .
<ZestyO> ...
<White_Anomaly> strange people on this planet
<White_Anomaly> :(
<ZestyO> indeed
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> yes very
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> i didn't know half of the sick things i do now until i got on the internet :(
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> my poor soul will never be pure again :(
#32718 (78/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak.
<Allahkat> #Frak: <ocean2> a^2 + b^2 = c^2
<Allahkat> <ocean2> where c is the longest side of a triangle
<Allahkat> #Fark: <Allahkat> Well, if you have a small weener, you can put it in my bum.
<Allahkat> <Wintermute> front bum?
<Allahkat> <Allahkat> Both bums.
<ocean2> haha
<Allahkat> Does anyone see a slight difference?
<ocean2> i'm not sure
<Allahkat> HAHA
Comment: Channel comparison
#32694 (21/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<l0de> I was eating a really nice pie (not a slice , but a whole pie) and just as I was eating it a thread was reported which I checked out and checked your links , so midway through my pie I had to stop eating it , then I clicked on the link and saw a mans ass being pulled open.Comment: Propz to #GNAA on EFnet!
#32697 (4/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JohnWSmokeJr> i don't shower until i can smell my own balls
#32700 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal
#32705 (-2/478) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CaRaBella> milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made..stick yout finger in the hole and out comes a tootsie rollComment: #bifemunix on efnet
#32702 (-1/377) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<grade> msg me some ftp info
<grade> and ill ejaculate my harddrive onto yours
#32699 (0/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<r0bt3k> i watched all the tng back when u were swinging in your daddys testicals
<modulator> r0b remembers that vividly as the testicles were swinging against his chin
Comment: tng => Star Trek The Next Generation
#32696 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eggburt> omg man-made lube
<Tulk> yeah its called cum
<eggburt> not quite
<Tulk> ok precum
<eggburt> they have names for everything!

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