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#32511 (9485/12787) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ???  Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe :)
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
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Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans
#32519 (195/393) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Naked_Eye> Anyone got the nude patch for "Barbie horse adventures"?
#32531 (143/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DimaV> http://bash.cx/?search=Gothic_CatGirl&order=quote_id&sort=asc&limit=25&approved= 0
<Gothic_CatGirl> Holy crap
<Gothic_CatGirl> That's a lot
<DimaV> ur popular
<DimaV> ur like a porn star, only we get to talk to u
#32523 (143/363) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pilmut> that hilton movie sucked
<pilmut> i held my load for like 48 hours to release it to that movie
<pilmut> and it was horrible
<NuKeM666> ROFL
<CrazyMF> lol!!
<@_razor> hahahahahaa
#32504 (61/511) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<cj_> < hi tiffany... >
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<cj_>          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO llllllllllllle...          .,,;
<cj_>           '*OOOOOOOOOOO llllllllllllllllllleeeee`;,:,,;.
<cj_>             ``""*OOO*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll`.,,;,.
<cj_>                        ``"*elllllllllllll;;llllll:`;;;.
<cj_>                               `""*elllllllllllll::`'," ;
<cj_>                              `      ``""elllllll: :`;'.,
<cj_>                                         `le@@eee; "':`'"
<cj_>                                         .@@@@@@@%:'';';,
<cj_>                                         *@@@@@@@%%:.',;'
<cj_>                                         *@@@@@@@@@@.,;'
<cj_>                                         '@@@@@@@@;';';;
<cj_>                                           ~@@@@@~  ;';'
#32502 (-3/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrMax> yay
<DrMax> dollaraclip
<voider> ?? yay
<wisebot> voider: yay -> spontaneous expression of joy

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