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#32506 (743/875) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baryon> brb. I need a shower again, I stink
<emo> baryon: remember my advice
<baryon> god you're still here
<emo> you can significantly reduce the sourness of your body odour by refraining from meat eating
<cl4SS> emo fuck up about it. I'm sick of hearing your shit
<emo> I'm just saying
<baryon> emo, that's got nothing to do with it
<emo> baryon: it does actually. Several studies have shown so
<baryon> emo. I helped move four horses today. I am covered in dirt, dust and horse shit
<baryon> I stink because FOUR DAMNED VEGETARIANS SHIT ON ME |
#32488 (395/589) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Blaine the Australian?
<Gothic_CatGirl> wtf kinda boyfriend is that for barbie?
<Gothic_CatGirl> My barbies were lesbians.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Don't you fucking dare quote me. |
#32500 (224/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grommet> what the fuck am I doing in this IRc??!!
<grommet> i could be hooking up with the hottest german girl right now
<rob> really?
<grommet> well....no
<grommet> but i could be fantasizing about it |
#32514 (302/510) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I knew it was just a cheap star wars rip off so I stopped |
#32505 (220/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Deranged): Damn.. I just found out that I have so many voices in my head, that I have to go to group therapy... By myself. |
#32496 (184/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Ravnos> The Miata looks like a suppository with wheels...
<@acaos> I used to park next to one.
<@acaos> But my first thought every day I saw it was 'wow, that would fit up my ass like nobody's business.'
<@acaos> er. was NOT. |
#32485 (170/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SemenExit> WTFWTF
<SemenExit> I HAVE LOADS OF VIRUSES
<SemenExit> I had NONE 2 days ago
<Maglev> SemenExit: How many times do you use Kazaa a minute? |
#32507 (178/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peterS> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. |
#32499 (125/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> everyone seriously needs to turn on the discovery channel
<+snow_veil> artificial insemination
<+phul_ffxi> lol, ok mike
<+snow_veil> on horses
<+snow_veil> seriously
<+snow_veil> it amazes me that these people have to do this shit
<@BalefireX> snow_veil - not everyone is as impressed by horsecock as you are
<+snow_veil> haha
<+phul_ffxi> hehehe
<+snow_veil> they're on to horse poon right now
<+snow_veil> !!
* +snow_veil drools
<@BalefireX> dude
<@BalefireX> just.. dude
<+x24> my god snow
<+snow_veil> he's totally gonna fist this horse
<+x24> i was just watching that |
#32495 (129/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VariQuiz> fuckers
* VariQuiz is now known as Varitek
<somniloquy> arsemunch
<dionysian> dicklick
<Varitek> cuntbreaths
<dionysian> testicularwaste
<somniloquy> goatrimmer
<Varitek> fucknuggets
<dionysian> analclenches
<somniloquy> wankstaves
<arch-w0kr> kakwheels
<dionysian> pubiczirconia
<Varitek> chuffchuggers
<somniloquy> jizzguzzlingbitchwhores
<arch-w0kr> chodegobblers
<Varitek> jismlickers
<Varitek> I must admit, I like 'pubiczirconia'
<dionysian> Varitek, you would like pubiczirconia |
#32498 (153/375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.
<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
<|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO! |
#32501 (121/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> those are the kind that end up being freaks
<maff> they just go nuts with the sex
<Badtz> yeah
<Badtz> after they break down and try it
<McMoo> that's how matt was
<McMoo> except with krispy kremes instead of sexComment: Discussing women who judge others for having sex
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#32515 (146/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I |
#32487 (131/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuckt26> Ok, so I am looking at some porn right...
<ZekeMacNeil> what a great way to start a story
<tuckt26> A typical... hot girl at her desk
<LordCrank> and it turned out it was your mom? |
#32497 (90/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Mike> ahah!
<@Zero> ?
<@Mike> the source for microsoft windows!
<@Mike> 10 * BEGIN
<@Mike> 100 GOSUB 7000 ; * Load stuff
<@Mike> 110 GOSUB 900 ; * Show windows logo
<@Mike> 120 GOSUB 20000 ; * Prompt for operator login
<@Mike> 130 GOSUB 32000 ; * Fill half of memory with DLL's
<@Mike> 140 GOSUB 16000 ; * Time waster loop |
#32466 (20/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
! KirikaPhoenix sends a brick packet down the network addressed to the router
[Clockedenegger]: you eThugComment: #tekheads (Quakenet)
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#32509 (-2/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`michael> if ($person == muslim) { ashcroft(); } |
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