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#32465 (569/705) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...Comment: bash.org

#32479 (187/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<janedidit> when i was 17 i was babysitting all day for my aunt who had a two year old kid who was just a completely fucking spoiled brat
<janedidit> i was trying to get him to go to bed, after a 30 minute struggle with him, and i was sitting on the rocking chair watching the simpsons
<janedidit> when the fucking asswipe BIT MY ANKLE
<PickeL> LOL
<janedidit> and i screamed "YOU LITTLE BRAT I'M GOING TO KICK YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL" then my aunt walked through the door and was screaming at me saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!"
<janedidit> i replied, "your little turd just bit my god damn ankle!" and she shoved me out the door and was like "i'll call you when you grow up!!"
<janedidit> then a week later i called her and said, "okay i haven't grown up yet but i'd still like my pay."
<janedidit> i've got a $45 check in my pocket and a little scrap of paper that says "i've never gotten along with my sister, but now i've got a reason not to talk to her anymore, thanks."Comment: janedidit was babysitting for her aunt

#32482 (122/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"

#32464 (107/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am
<BlackDeth> i know what i am
<ckx> alright popeye

#32468 (60/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--- irc.freenode.net has changed the topic to: WELCOME TO FREENODE. THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE.

#32467 (-1/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Andiroo> On a chanserv or a nickserv are there logs for incorrect logins?
<Ray> I don't know. But if it's logs that you are after, I could drop two on your chest for you?

#32471 (-2/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@eXistenZi> yo
<@eXistenZi> what do u type
<@eXistenZi> to get into the config
<@SkiLLz`> for the router?
<@eXistenZi> yeah
<@SkiLLz`> k
<@SkiLLz`> first go to command prompt
<@SkiLLz`> then type
<@SkiLLz`> echo "I'm a dipshit"
<@SkiLLz`> then format c:
<@SkiLLz`> done
<@SkiLLz`> and done
<@eXistenZi> C:\Documents and Settings\eXistenZi>echo "stfu skillz"
<@eXistenZi> "stfu skillz"Comment: no comment.

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