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#32455 (462/630) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bad_CRC> I went to the hospital today, and it's called "olmstead medical group" so the whole place had "OMG  OMG OMG" all over it.
#32461 (375/547) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D-viant> my gf told me not ot get her a valentines present
<D-viant> that means I have to get her one
<D-viant> and shes not getting me one
<D-viant> :(
#32449 (185/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oz> jesus christ... the guy who built my computer from scratch is a fugitive and is wanted in ohio...
<oz> and he gets sent to the county jail the day before my 9600xt craps out on me :|
#32456 (246/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+BaD-CoMpAnY> The only British idiom I know is that fag means cigarette.
<@Seraph> Then someone tell this cigarette to shut up.
#32460 (171/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@splice> got my homestead exemption taken care of this morning, i should get a nice refund on le taxes
<@D-viant> le taxes???  Did you move to le canada?
<@D-viant> or are you just feeling le fruity this morning?
#25516 (125/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<kisama_> weirdo.
#32457 (118/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< sahaL > my teacher was like 603.12.3.4312 is an IP
< sahaL > i was laughing at her face
< sahaL > fucking newbies
< sahaL > "OH CHECK ME OUT I CAN FUCKING USE FRONTPAGE, I AM COOL NOW"
#32459 (102/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<chestRcopRpot> i fly a roflcopter and drop lolbombs that cause lollercausts
#32429 (64/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[brian2] oh hey guys, i just got the best part of the ex marriage story.
[brian2] she's marrying the owner of her company.
[billn] match made in HR.
[brian2] i think my response went over like a fart in a sleeping bag.
[billn] you were the only one who liked it?
#32438 (40/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bringa> Anal Probe Day!
<Bringa> Oh no wait that was yesterday.
<DarkGod> ....
<Bringa> DarkGod: Do you have a highlight on anal probe?
<Bringa> Or just on anal?
<Bringa> :PComment: An inopportune time to end a long idle period
#32451 (-3/441) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ME> Whoever thinks Gothic_CatGirl is funny has never seen two boobs at once
#32463 (1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS
<rabiator> WHATS UP BICTH
* rabiator was kicked by kisama (ONLY I GET TO BE AN ASSHOLE, BICTH")

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