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#32235 (7440/10856) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pigeon-mirk> davey made that avatar for me, i am eternally in his bed
<pigeon-mirk> debt
<pigeon-mirk> DEBT!
#32248 (257/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
<Hegemon> w-7
#32126 (309/547) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> I are yoshi!
<Peels> give you coins
<Davey|away> ahh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ride me!
<Peels> heh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ew wait
<Peels> HAHAHAA
<Peels> XD
* NeoNixon wants to ride GCG o_o
#32225 (186/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> courier new is the supreme essay expander font
<splice> you can write one sentence and courier new it into a three page thesis
#32207 (237/441) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't
#32204 (174/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahahaComment: #fark on irvingnet
#32230 (201/463) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> KING ME
* invader_mog sets mode: +v Gothic_CatGirl
#32227 (17/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males
#32251 (11/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Doja: i wonder if he noticed that her pussy has been tampered w/
whack`wrkk: you didnt leave a rubber hangin out that hoe did you
whack`wrkk: queef out a balloon poodle
#32254 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slashy> <pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<slashy> <boXlor> "stfu" ?
<Meeeek> just tell them that babies cost money to keep, so they would have to stop spending money on dresses!!!
<slashy> lol lemme resubmit that one to bash ;DComment: #DBCDemo

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