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<{LD}>  roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you
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<oblique> i dated a canadian once
<Znutar> Did you get a refund?
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<tofubar> i will sue for racial descrimination if u do not approve my joke about hobbits
<tofubar> here it goes:
<tofubar> ok
* mode/#geekissues [+b *!*tofubar@c-65-97-17-42.va.client2.attbi.com] by livewireo
* tofubar was kicked off #geekissues by c-rOCK (banned)
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<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana?
<jalljo> its a hacker term.
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<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.Comment: #debian on Freenode
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<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here?
<ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm
<CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12?
<CoverSlide> because you could become catholic
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<[gogo-analMAYHEM]theoFOX> does anyone else have really ugly friends, or am I the only one? pm me
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<Jackdaw> personally i'm moving out till its 4
<Jackdaw> ://
<Patrician|Away> you can just leave it on the keyboard
<Patrician|Away> and the people in your computer will look after itComment: about jack his baby
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<iRO> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] Spongebob Squarepants: The Seascape Capers (2004) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* [95x50 MB]
<iRO> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] The Care Bears Movie (1985) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* [95x50 MB]
<nylint> [DVD-R by DEMIZE] Icewizard's Big Jail Adventure (2004) *COMPLETE* *NTSC* *XXX* [91x50 MB]

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