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#31996 (169/325) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web.

#32001 (135/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
--> TimStarling (TimStarlin@dialup-152.50.194.203.acc02-dryb-mel.comindico.com.au) has joined #wikipedia
<TimStarling> hello
<silsor> re
<angelab> hi
<maximus_rex> hi tim
<Hephaestos> hi tim
<Jamesday> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> hi Tim
<silsor> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> ... now if we only had a punchline, this could be worthy of bash. :)
<silsor> ________
<silsor> < Hi Tim >
<silsor> --------
<silsor> \ ^__^
<silsor> \ (oo)\_______
<silsor> (__)\ )\/\
<silsor> ||----w |
<silsor> || ||

#32007 (33/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lumina> would you tape a broken nuclear warhead together
<mnk> because they didnt have any super glue
<mnk> i mean think about it

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