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#31946 (996/1108) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Melissa> What in the world was I thinking when I became a mother?
<JohnFlux> Melissa: "oh god, yes yes yes" ?

#31984 (281/457) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fataldoom> today i was looking at renting this room at this house that a couple chicks owned
<fataldoom> they told me they were a little uneasy about renting out to a guy, so i told them "oh that's okay i'm gay"
<fataldoom> then they're like "we've seen three's company, we're not stupid!"
<fataldoom> moral of the story is that i'm still living with my mom

#31969 (165/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<edisk> wtf
<edisk> webmd says not to use topical salicylic acid on unborn babies
<edisk> Now, how you're gonna wipe down a fetus with an oxy pad I don't knowComment: irc.nerdtopia.org #lobby

#31961 (130/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<terminal_> fuck i hate answering the phone here
<terminal_> "hello, planet earth"

#31906 (211/439) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk
< andyfied> look at their little faces
< zYgoat> i think it'd be hilarious
< zYgoat> hire women
< zYgoat> hook up the suction cups
< zYgoat> then have them do telemarketing work while the tubes suck their teats
< andyfied> suddenly this channel is bash-worthy
< zYgoat> see i should be making money with this instead of chatting
< zYgoat> hell
< andyfied> go for it
< zYgoat> i could sell the video footage
< zYgoat> earn three ways
< andyfied> yeah, best. plan. ever.
17:24 <@Scoth> I'm sure there's someone out there who'd buy it :)

#31968 (160/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<anticalaf> calaf: u should read a book called "Rich Dad, Poor Dad: What the rich teach their kids and middle/low don't"
<Lucent> yeah, they teach them, "HERE'S A BUNCH OF MONEY!"

#31972 (4/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks
<Andreas_1> u like it dont u
<Andreas_1> i thought it was boys with boobs
<KArmA-> no
<KArmA-> that's a fatty

#31971 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* sneaker98 has quit IRC (Quit: If I had a million dollars... I'd buy and sell a third world country. Because then I could say "I bought and sold a third world country")Comment: #MxO

#31962 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<toad> I just cut my toe nails for the first time in years with an instrument other than my teeth

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