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#31951 (436/576) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Haplo gets a knofe
<@Haplo> knife
<@Haplo> knofe...
<@Haplo> where the hell did that come from
< HighlordThunder> thats an i/o-error |
#31939 (441/593) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarthWolverine04> i'll tell ya one thing, us swim team guys arent given enough respect for a our remarkable ability to control our wangs in the presence of so many hot girls in bathing suits |
#31903 (320/500) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* suresh warns everyone he's working on 1 1/2 hour of sleep and might be overly sociable
<Snow> Geez. You get social when you're sleep deprived?
<Snow> I get homicidal and silly.
<Snow> I'm like a clown with a chainsaw.
<Snow> "Look at me! I'm wearing your spleen!" |
#31933 (342/540) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today:
<sdfdtailgrep> * About 10% of all people on the road are good samaritans
<sdfdtailgrep> * It's actually quite fun to be stuck in a ditch, when you have a mp3 CD player and some music.
<sdfdtailgrep> * Snowplows in Guelph cover both directions of a rural road every 30 minutes
<sdfdtailgrep> * Les Quebecios have a swiss-army knife of knowledge, tools, and experience when it comes to rescuing stranded cars
<sdfdtailgrep> * All the winter tires in the world are not going to stop you from being a complete dumbass
<sdfdtailgrep> * Flat land does not mean solid land, there might be a ditch under that snowComment: #railfan irc.oftc.net
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#31905 (507/887) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlintDB> OMG EW
<FlintDB> I just saw my brothers dick )=
<Rampage> And we needed to know this?
<icy_1> what, he turned the light on?
<Krhl> is it bigger than yours?
<CoB> thats a neat trick
<CoB> he must have one of those ass cameras
<FlintDB> god
<FlintDB> my brothers cock is HUGE
<Blue_Sky> wtf
<Rampage> .....yea
*** Ironballs changed topic to [23:33] <FlintDB> im a man fan <FlintDB> my brothers cock is HUGE
<FlintDB> fucking shit
<FlintDB> whole topic is gonna be me posting gay shit
<Ironballs> its not like we're making quotes up
<FlintDB> yer pulling them out of someones ass!
<icy_1> pulling them out of your ass, along with your brothers cock |
#31952 (191/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Mike[away]> oh awesome!!!!!! I've won a free prize!!!
<@Mike[away]> all i gotta do is give out my email address
<@Mike[away]> and address
<@Mike[away]> and name
<@Mike[away]> and phone number
<@Zero> WERE YOU THE 1000000000000000 VISITOR TOO!?
<@Mike[away]> and social sec number
<@Mike[away]> and shoe size
<@Mike[away]> and penis size
<@Mike[away]> and a few other things |
#31955 (217/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Hyou-Chan[draw] (kyoshyu@Admin.Nightstar.Net) Quit (Quit: Every night, you come when I sleep; you touch me; you suck me; you enjoy it, and then leave me to suffer... Goddamn mosquito!) |
#31935 (204/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5"
[@cjohnson]: :(
[@cjohnson]: I thought I was like 7'2"
[[DC_T]Rowsdower11]: heh
[@beoba]: what, your height?
[@cjohnson]: ...
@cjohnson]: no, i weigh 5'5" |
#31938 (175/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@X_Raided|> anglish is the one subject where i dont ave 2 think
<@X_Raided|> i got an A there
<@X_Raided|> *english |
#31949 (155/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Riley> We used to telnet uphill both ways in the snow and we LIKED IT! |
#31953 (123/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just look at this messy code! What barbarians!"Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
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#31941 (151/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+ snakeyes) holy shit
(+ snakeyes) holy shit
(+ snakeyes) i have found my new vice
(+ snakeyes) inserting a syringe into my foreskin and pumping air into it
(% EyeReesh) omgf
(% EyeReesh) that is like scary dude
(+ snakeyes) why
(+ snakeyes) its so fun
(+ snakeyes) could be the first video i make with my digicam
(+ snakeyes) so far im up to 12 cc of air
(+ snakeyes) 22
<!- Later -!>
(+ snakeyes) i think im gonna try urethra air
(+ snakeyes) OH MY FUCK
(+ snakeyes) OW
(+ snakeyes) OH NO
(+ PsychoBud) lol
(+ snakeyes) HOW CAN YOU LAUGH
(+ PsychoBud) your dick explode, or your bladder?
(+ snakeyes) i dont know
(+ snakeyes) its just burning
(+ PsychoBud) probably your dick...can't get much air into something the size of
a tinkertoy
—› join: ( b4d_k4rm4)
—› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+v b4d_k4rm4)
(+ snakeyes) i will be the first to admit that i have a small penis
(+ snakeyes) ..
(+ snakeyes) hi b4d
(+ b4d_k4rm4) sup |
#31957 (132/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kotetsu> i just put a suppository up my ass
<Ash> It's a unique feeling, ne? ^_^
<Ash> You shove them in partway, then they just get sucked up like an auto-loading CD drive. |
#31936 (78/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :)
<Biggs`> type /server mail to read it!
* X_Raided| has quit IRC (Signed off) |
#31945 (50/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then |
#31932 (6/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[noam]> this fucking downhill pinball bingo fucking shit in fucking sonic heroes is fucking rediculous
<[noam]> GOD
<[noam]> U JUST FALL OFF THE FUCKIN GBORED
<[noam]> JUST FALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST FUCKIN GROLL OFF THE END AND FUCKIN GFUALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST ROLL OFF THE FUCKING HILL AND COMITT SUICIDE
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U
<[noam]> SONIC THEN KNUCKLES THEN TAILS
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U ECHIDNA COCKSUCKERS
<splice> do i see a controller throw in your future
<[noam]> splice i actually have a controller next to me
<[noam]> with the chord cut off
<[noam]> so i can throw it |
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