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#31893 (477/629) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius> dude, my microwave just cooked a frozen hot pocket in like 40 seconds
<HiddenGenius> my mom is freaking out, she made us take the microwave outside and now she's making us get tested for cancer
<HiddenGenius> I can't stop laughing

#31888 (138/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|darc|> im sexy.
<butters|cleaning> if your mom says it, it must be true

#31889 (102/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rpop> wtf happened to the penguin game
<rpop> "Sorry, this is an unofficial link." :(
<ShyK> penguin game?
<DEATH> it was shut down because of GPL violation
<DEATH> games that include penguins must open their source
<DEATH> they got sued because they didnt

#31891 (82/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Derfud> what?
<Derfud> Goatse is dead!?
<Derfud> nooooooooooooooo
<LongHairedHippy> yes
<LongHairedHippy> i cried
<Derfud> the internet's favourite dialated anus is gone...Comment: # desertcombat on gamesnet. RIP goatse

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