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#31858
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<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed
<Karina> i'm going to blow.
<Gravity> what?
<Gravity> they're fingering each other on your bed?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> male and female?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and are they both cute?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and you got on here to tell me about it ?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and didn't go join?
<Karina> no
<Gravity> If you have two hot people diddling around in your bed, and you're bi, and they're open, and you get on irc to tell someone else about it instad of joining/watching... You might be an addict.
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«TrueBlue» Talking to your sister or another female relative of the same intelligence would result in both of you staring at a box of Orange Juice because it said "Concentrate".
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+Nonentity: oh man, in spanish, a bunch of kids were fucking ariound and the goit kicked out, so i yelled, "Sn. De Meij sets mode plus B dumbkids..."
+Nonentity: it was great
~mrWoot: lol
~mrWoot: geek
+Nonentity: i am such a junkie
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#mrwoot on LCIRC.net
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