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#31838 (320/448) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<babywafn> I wrapped my arm in duct tape
<babywafn> and then unravelled the roll
<babywafn> and wrapped the other end around a pipe
<babywafn> and then dropped from the ceiling
<babywafn> and it jerked my arm BUT IT HELD
<fap> wafn has experienced boredom beyond our comprehension
<babywafn> it was not boredom
<babywafn> I was evading authorities

#31839 (117/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sasha> i had 12 GBs of porn... think im going to "clean-out" my c-drive tomorrow
<Sasha> see how much space i can get
<Hagane> ....
<Sasha> i like variety alright, shut up
<Hagane> wait wtf. arent you the person who goes crazy saying OMG PORNS FOR WIMPS
<Hagane> or something
<Sasha> not really...
<Sasha> nothing wrong with porn..
<Sasha> better than cybering
<Sasha> like i said, i get bored with the same thing and im too lazy to delete all my shit
<Hagane> try hentai
<Sasha> i did
<Hagane> women being fictionaly raped by tenticles never get old
<Sasha> there's only so many times before i can see the same damn tentacle
<Hagane> haha
<Sasha> hmm.. i have a feeling im going to be a bad boyfriend someday...
<Sasha> er, husband*
<Hagane> whys that?
<Sasha> <Sasha> like i said, i get bored with the same thing and im too lazy to delete all my shit

#31840 (74/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jestuh> you know what we don't have enough of?
<jestuh> NORWEGIAN PROGRAMMING QUOTES!
<jestuh> <[Stig]> men er jo lett å se en feil, om det er!
<jestuh> <ZoraX> men prøv "$fp=fopen("linker.txt", "wr");"
<|Chris> wow that's a hilarious quote
<livewireo> APPROVE
<|Chris> definately approve
<|Chris> that's quality
<Infinik> Yes.
<kitchen> i don't get it.
<Infinik> That's cause you have no sense of... something.

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