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#31738 (318/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mod> someone was telling me the other day
<mod> and i cant remembe where
<mod> that he wa checking baggage in at the airport
<mod> and his suitcase was REALLY packed full
<mod> and as he hands the bag to the guy at the counter he says "be careful, it might explode"
<mod> it was an awkward moment
<dano> ROFL
<mod> this was like a week ago too
<mod> oranger alert and all

#25399 (158/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side
(XBL-im): into my room
(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air
(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
(XBL-im): and they found me
(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works
(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
(XBL-im): lol

#31744 (189/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(AtomicBadger) my crotch itches
(AtomicBadger) damn aftershave
(vash) ...

#25360 (84/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time

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