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#31723 (191/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pads> He'll be back. They always come back. IRC is the only thign harder to give up that heroin injected from a nicotine filled syringe.

#31711 (159/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<OldManPeterson> once, i was fucking this girly doggy style and she farted right. really loud too, well the bitch looks at me and goes 'its talking to you". so i was like, 'well, tell it to stfu"