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<ICWolf> I just ate a *ton* of Chinese ^_^
<Yasuo> lol, someone has to control their population ;x
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<Rjx> I had this thought for a t-shirt design that I want to work on
<Rjx> it's the hindu god with all the arms
<Rjx> and he's typing at like 7 keyboards
<kitchen> playing eq?
<Rjx> ?
<kitchen> imagine having 7 arms
<kitchen> and playing eq on all of those
<kitchen> you'd be like.. uber raid force
<kitchen> one person
<maff> you'd also have a date for every night of the week
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<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> my freind's friend's girlfriend got a tat in jap
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> it said white whore
<[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4> lol
<littlepanis> hahahaha
<littlepanis> good things it not ur friends gf
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> it was one of those tat shacks
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> at special events
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> she couldnt find the guy so she paid for removal
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<Timsquared> Well I was trying to fix my computer and I was talking to tech support on the phone, The guy from tech support says unhook all the cables and tell me when your done.
<Cyril_M.> And...
<Timsquared> Well, I started disconnecting the cables and suddenly the tech support died out... I just went SHIT as i just remembered that my phone line was connected to my computer...
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<dEkOr> i wanna fucking kill myself... my cat died and i just pressed reset with my toe by accident and lost 3gb of queues
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PurgedKel: I don't use google to find racist jokes anymore
PurgedKel: I use bash.[org/cx]/?search
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< voodoobum> though in theory it has been done before
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<Kae> oh cool
<Kae> if you hold shift and minimise mIRC it goes to systray
<Kae> and I'm sure you all knew that
<OWKnsmoss> cool as Tac fighters is it?
<Kae> well no, mIRC in a systray can't pull warp 5 nor does it carry 2 pulse phasers and a Photon torp launcher
<Kae> Now bite me OWK
<OWKnsmoss> But mIRC in a systray is so much more REAL
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aliensk8erj: it was just, blah blah blah, BJ!
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[ Unter ] why do faggot nigs always quit right before game starts on wc3
[ Unter ] that's so fucking annoying
[ Unter ] if I fucking met them I would shove me cock down their throat
[ Unter ] in a non-sexual violent way
[ doobie ] then theyd bite it off
[ doobie ] in a non violent, sexual way.
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