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#31531 (458/610) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[J|F]> It's freaky when porn has good stereo sound, it feels like I forgot to turn off my speakers and everyone can hear.
<[J|F]> oh shit.
#31547 (594/792) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DimaV> WHO KICKED?
<SteveB> me :)
<DimaV> dude
<DimaV> my parents were in the room
<SteveB> so what?
<DimaV> and i had bukkake pics behind this window
<DimaV> when u kicked, this window closed for 5 sec and bukkake pics were out for everyone in the room to see.
#31528 (201/389) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom.
#31527 (152/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* RunNeoRun activates the Snow Scan
<ZaphodB> wow.
<ZaphodB> i am fwcasniated by the pdloepper farada.
<ZaphodB> uff da
<ZaphodB> fwascinaetd by the dopler rafdar.
<ZaphodB> GODDAMMIT
<ZaphodB> WORK, FINGERs
<ZaphodB> fascinated by the doppler radar
<RunNeoRun> ZaphodB: please don't make me laugh so hard. my abs are really sore
<ZaphodB> there wg egoComment: #userfriendly during blizzard in Ohio
#31546 (123/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> i learned a very important mathematical equation last night
<J3anyus> huge amounts of orange juice + huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of vomit
<homerj> then huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of vomit - huge amounts of oj
<homerj> and then since huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of potatoes , that means potatoes = vomit - oj
#31548 (-1/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phox0r> phox's uncertainty principle of vaginas:  "The inside of a vagina has no shape until it is observed."
#31553 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Neon[UK]> everquest arrived this morning
<Neon[UK]> if you dont ever see me again, you'll know why
<Neon[UK]> :D

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