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#31494 (644/798) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen
#31500 (263/425) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho
<Goonie> it selectively removes old buildings and historical buildings so that new ones that are better can be built
<Goonie> natural selection for buildings
<Goonie> and then other buildings get demoted to historical and the cycle repeats
#31493 (225/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog?
SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?
Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u?
#31491 (188/426) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gil_AFK> I need to get laid. BRB, bugging gf.
<AndroSyn> heh
<Gil_AFK> looks like iam out of luck
<Gil_AFK> BRB, retry 1 in 120 seconds
<Gil_AFK> i'am hammering her :)
#31496 (159/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy?
<tinman> er
<tinman> that wasn't for this channel
#31488 (155/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #asc11pr0n
* Demented-Idiot sets mode: +o Segosa
<@Segosa> give us the ascii pr0n
<@Demented-Idiot> ( . ) ( . )
<@Segosa> omg
* @Segosa jacks off
#31497 (72/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<trucker> i'm a self proclaimed pornography historian/archivist
<trucker> thats my job
#31498 (14/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
paranormal_angela: Who the fuck wrote this script.
docsigma2000: A sick sick person.
docsigma2000: Matt?
paranormal_angela: Nah, he doesnt know how to right.
paranormal_angela: *write
docsigma2000: *giggle*
paranormal_angela: nor do I, appearently.
#31499 (5/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<devil`> tap tap tap
<c-rOCK> -t +fComment: #geekissues
#31483 (-1/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DigitlDud> shit my modem is overheating
* DigitlDud flushes radiator

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