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#31256 (9239/12135) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
#31259 (174/444) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
#31257 (102/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc
<Murdoc> hey
<Murdoc> dont you pee on me
#31264 (56/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
#31249 (5/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =(
#31260 (6/408) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
#31262 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)

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