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#31247 (3231/3717) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny

#31235 (416/578) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.

#31248 (272/516) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.

#31237 (126/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* xXPr0dUcTi0nXx throws panik to the ground and makes him give PcChip head
* PcChip receives the head
<PcChip> Receiving: Head from [panik] :: 36% Completed
<PcChip> at a speed of 2 Strokes per Minute
<PcChip> *** Head - Fu
« xXPr0dUcTi0nXx » i figured he'd be better

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