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#31217 (286/518) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Segosa> hahaha
<+Segosa> that was brilliant
<+Segosa> I was playing MTA
<+Segosa> and i joined a server with 2 people on already
<`> what was brilliant?
<+Segosa> both dutch, and they were talking
<+Segosa> they were planning on ganging up on me
<+Segosa> but they didnt know i spoke dutch
<`> hehehe! :D
<+Segosa> so they were talking and i always knew what they were saying so they never got you
<+Segosa> got me*+
<+Segosa> and just before i left i said:
<+Segosa> de volgende keer moet je het harder proberen (Next time you'll have to try harder)
<+Segosa> :P
<+Segosa> and they're like "WTF" "BASTARD!"Comment: MTA is Multi Theft Auto (Mod to play GTA:VC online)
#31211 (2500/4792) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gorilla> if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penisComment: #gtaforums @ irc.mikernet.org
#31209 (127/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then
#31227 (108/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen, but he has good news......he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
#31232 (0/460) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that??
TIGHT_LIPS: it goes all the way into my tight ass, babe
#31229 (-1/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Haywire22> I made a mistake
<Haywire22> I showed my stupid friend bash.cx
<Haywire22> He doesn't even cut out the fat
<Haywire22> I tried to explain
<Haywire22> But hes like 'LOL Silly theres no fat in computers'
#31231 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Eld_stepmania is now known as eld_bf1942
<eld_bf1942> I dont want to go to bed with arrow vision so I think I will shoot some japs to make up for playing so much freaking DDR :P

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