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<nomad> then my comp teacher said, "someone sterilized a mouse, the ball is missing"
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<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'
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<Sion> does sound see if it sounds well how is it positioned on the mp3
<Sion> haha
<Sion> wtf did i just type
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<Will> O_O i keep my output of stupid questions in complete equilibrium with smart questions.
<nomad> so, you won't ask questions at all?
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<dano> naw, i'd be nice to all of you if i won the lottery
<dano> if i won a few million bucks, none of my friends would have car payments left over ;p
*** Mode on #chan by suresh: +o dano
<dano> especially suresh!
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<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D:
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<TheEnigma> If the old game of Truth 'n' Dare gets boring after a while, try intergrating a polygraph machine into it
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<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz
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<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
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