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#31131 (259/503) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<juice> HEY DOES ANYONE WANT some HIGH quality pens? pens that wont fail you ever? Go to the pen island, at www.penisland.com today!
#31138 (131/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrSaturn> I think I'm gonna go to law school
<SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<MrSaturn> I wouldn't laugh, I'm incredibly intelligent and extremely good with people
<Catgirl[BTEG]> <SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Just saving Zee time.
#31134 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trenchoa86> i am penetrating your ass bitch
<KiKo> hey
<KiKo> I don't like your tongue moving there
<KiKo> remove it at once and get your face out

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