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<efeX> I got an email off a clan leader today
<efeX> He offered me a "nap"
<efeX> with his "division"
<efeX> So im guessing im invited to some sort of nerd orgy
<efeX> Which quite frankly both fightens and excites me
<efeX> infact, bbl
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<Kalin35> hey are u there
<apathy13> Yeah, I'm here.
<Kalin35> can some 1 gain access to an win98 comp.
<apathy13> Can I gain access to your ass?
<Kalin35> could u
<apathy13> Well that's entirely up to you, ya know.
<Kalin35> do u know how
<apathy13> Yeah, wit' a little lube and some determination, I think I could hack it.
<Kalin35> even if i had a firewall up
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* FubarGrn says "I'll take a box of those Magnum condoms............and a box of those little rubberbands"
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#d2jsp
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<killfile> Why on earth would you want children at all?
<jedi_antwerp> i'd like to know that after i've banged a girl i've ruined her life, too
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#plainsofhotha on slashnet via fpm
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.oO( KoHa )Oo. :good. do you want me to bring you anything?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: Hmmm
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: some kind of souviner
.oO( KoHa )Oo.: an alcoholic souvenier?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN : You know "I went to Ukraine and all I got was this T-Shirt" lol
CRaNKyPlaNKToN (12:21 PM) : heheh yah alcohol would be cool :))))
.oO( KoHa )Oo. (12:21 PM) : hehe. ok i'll look for something interesting. "my friend went to ukraine and he brought me a present that caused this puke stain"
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: LOOOOL
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: yah I'm sure there'll be fluids going both up and down my throat!
CRaNKyPlaNKToN:er
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: thats not meant in a sexual way
.oO( KoHa )Oo: too late. bash
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: HAhaha
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<DaJoob> is there any recycle bin type thing in FreeBSD where i can recover recently deleted files? i just accidentally deleted a symbolic link
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http://counter-strike.zeldapower.com/xtremeradio/jackal-bestprank.mp3
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<NatunkivityScene> haha im such a good pal
<NatunkivityScene> a friend is on a mac and wanted some rauchy porn
<NatunkivityScene> so i mirrored 5 files for him
<NatunkivityScene> but i didn't know he was on a mac
<NatunkivityScene> they were wmv
<NatunkivityScene> so i went and found the .mov for him
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TunkeyMicket on GamesNET
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