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<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site.
<Snipah> free movies
<Snipah> pictures
<Snipah> games
<knightmare> pervert
2 minutes later...
<knightmare> link? |
#30978 (260/454) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> What would you buy for a woman?
<Raven> hmm?
<Raven> Me? For a woman?
<Raven> well
<Raven> I can come up with two possible answers cause I am clueless in the subject... either something common like flowers, or, well, new netcard or 512 Mb memory stick :>
<Kaelic> I doubt she would be too thrilled to get a new 512mb mem stick, "just to say I love you" :p
<OWK> "I love you so much 512mb could not hold the words..." |
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<chaz> When I was 4 or 5.
<chaz> My parents had a computer (Btw my dad built his 1st one before I was even born) and it had a dos shell program that booted and was called menu
<chaz> menu listed all your programs
<chaz> and games and stuff
<chaz> well, This program has parental controls, etc, so the setup program was password proteected
<chaz> I hacked to the dos shell, and figured out the admin executable and changed the settings (hey I was 4.. that was hacking back then)
<chaz> all for the purpose of naming my sisters games.. 'Michelles games suck' and my games 'Charles games Rule'
<chaz> and take away her favorite game
<chaz> out of her list.
<evee> hahha, you're mean!!!
<chaz> shebeat me up a lot. |
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* miss_m00 stares with bovine interest at the channel...
<NitaGurrl> that was udderly disgusting
<Gideon1> Is this joke gonna be milked to death?
<cuteboy23> I thought it was amoosing |
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<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now |
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<ThunderClaw> I will warez as long as there is warez to be had.
<ThunderClaw> Wow.
<ThunderClaw> I just used warez as both an object and a verb in that sentance.
<ThunderClaw> I am the epitome of lame.Comment: #voices, Darkmyst
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<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may think you know your bestfriends, but profit prevails all! They will take the picture of your head and put it on a naked body and sell it on E-bay. |
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<t|to> heh
<t|to> 13 year olds have tight pussies |
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<scar_> I get this visions of dr. Lk in his general practice
<scar_> somebody will explain their ailment and he'll sit there strung up, blank eyes rolling around and scream "poop!"
<scar_> or he'll accidentally knock the x-ray up a notch and fry all black sperm :|
<LkAway1> I want to smack scar_ in front of his parents.Comment: Neither person is me
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(@stripeD) I wonder what ill have for lunch
(@stripeD) maybe some Mac n
(@stripeD) cheese!
(@santyree) how about cock?
(@stripeD) more like breakfast
(@santyree) hahaha
(@stripeD) whoops
(@stripeD) lol
(@stripeD) good one tyree
(@santyree) ok, that goes on bash.cx |
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