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#30938
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<Caffeine> i was dared to go buy lube
<Caffeine> so i went with my best friend/housemate and talked about double ended dildos while hugging her in the checkout line with ky in my hand
<Caffeine> the cashier asked me 'how was your day'
<Caffeine> i said 'it will be better once i get this hunny home'
<Caffeine> her jaw dropped
Comment:
Caffeine is female.
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<wild-> a priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar
<wild-> and that's just the first guy
<wild-> hayoooooooooooooo
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<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next
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<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get Another Boyfriend (Martin/Rami) ?
<TriviaServ> 1st Hint: ********** ****
<SpAz> backstreet boys
<TriviaServ> YES, SpAz!!! got the answer -> backstreet boys <-
<SpAz> god i cant believe i jsut got that
* SpAz shoots self in face with shotgun
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<CardboardArmor> Fire Emblem has taught me one thing.
<CardboardArmor> The unarmored girl in the kimono-looking thing with the sword can face down three units of cavalry while the big, armored dude gets his ass kicked.
<Sabin> Whee.
<CardboardArmor> Also: Any color in the rainbow is an acceptable hair color.
<CardboardArmor> Which begs the question. If your hair is indigo, are your pubes as well?
<Sabin> Possibly.
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<jp-minip[hw]> pm me with romantic christmas gift ideas for ur girlfriend, dont pm me unless u have one ty ;) [/amsg]
<jp-minip[hw]> omg fking fags forget it, goatse.cx cookies are NOT romantic
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<NotNot> Why does my mom cook brownies? They always go straight to my stomach delivering a pack of C4 explosives.
<Campster> Oh god
<Campster> Now I have an image of you on the toilet, with a .wav of "TERRORISTS WIN" playing.
<NotNot> hahahahahaha
<Mr_X> *FLUSH* "TERRORISTS WIN!"
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<RageAgainstTheAmish> brb making smores
<RageAgainstTheAmish> FUCK MY OVEN IS ON FIRE BRB
<RageAgainstTheAmish> HOLY FUCK MY KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
<RageAgainstTheAmish> OMFG
<RageAgainstTheAmish> BRB AFK
<RageAgainstTheAmish> OH MY GOD DUDE IM CALLING 911 BRB
<ducky[kC]> lmfao
<ducky[kC]> poor joe
*RageAgainstTheAmish Quit (Connection reset by peer)
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#30861
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<madsic> I used to give my cell phone #
<madsic> when I took channels
<madsic> topic "wanna cry? call 514-XXX-XXXX"
<madsic> people would call
<madsic> and like
<madsic> Ive been working on this channel for years
<madsic> you are ruining it
<mp`> hahahahhahahhahaha
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