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#30770 (143/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Clitos) hungry for weiners?
(@tyree) fuck i could take a hot dog or two
(@Clitos) in the ass?
(@tyree) no
(@tyree) i like to swallow

#30777 (118/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FooBarBaz> It seems a bit slow.
<Eldritch> hm my connection isnt maxed or anything *shrugs*
<Eldritch> could be that my upload cap is killing my downlaod speed
<FooBarBaz> Eldritch- Oh. Wait. I just rememberd I'm on dialup.
<FooBarBaz> I must be more tired than I thought.

#30792 (91/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«%Jeeba» One time my dad made me close my eyes and suck some mollasses out of a hose, Still dont know why though.

#30796 (-3/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hamster> does that text messag emake girls want to get naked for me?
<autoS> hmm .. almost
<autoS> change 'guy' to 'homosexual faggot'
<autoS> chicks dig the ghey chaps
<autoS> they'll get naked in front of you and everything ..
<hamster> excellent
<autoS> .. confident that the hardon in your pants is from you thinking of gay negros spunking in your bumhole

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