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#30560 (360/570) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<munkey> back when i was a kid, i had a good wholesome role model
<munkey> his name was mario
<munkey> he busted blocks with his head
<munkey> but he was a good guy
<munkey> not like all these thugged out rapper dudes
<munkey> have you ever seen nelly bust a block with his head to reveal coins?
<munkey> i think not.
#30559 (311/513) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pixistix>  I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
<Pixistix>  If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
<Pixistix>  Problem solved.
#30645 (203/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* +Yardbomb tries to make his cat swear fealty.
<+Yardbomb> my arm is bleeding :(
#30638 (237/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
***EvilSpork declares you all to be extremely sophisticated Eliza programs
aykroyd: how does extremely sophisticated Eliza programs make you feel?
#30634 (254/498) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong
#30642 (84/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tyme> u aren't cooking are ya?
<MaTriX-> i can cook damn well
<Tyme> so can I...I used to cook up hamslice in kuwait and give it to the iraqi kids tellling them it was chicken...I was such a good cook they never knew the difference
<Tyme> hehe, we did toss them fuckers alot of ham slice
<Tyme> I sure as hell hope there isn't an allah, else i'm fucked
#30643 (67/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SDS91> she's 80 pounds, it would be like having sex with a child
<MaTriX-> omg, tell her to put on a little weight
<MaTriX-> u'll be fucking bones
<MaTriX-> :p
<SDS91> no thanks
<SDS91> I have no problem fucking children
#30640 (2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough

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