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#30562 (10182/13148) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

#30566 (231/417) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mediator> hmm....that troy movie looks awsome....I'll be able to jackoff to orlando bloom without having to watch lotr
<@Phucker> assumes 'orlando' is female.
<Mediator> your assumtion is wrong
<@Phucker> Jesus.
<Mediator> orlando bloom is legolas in lotr
<@Phucker> Jesus x2.

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<DJ-Pyro> The average person contains 5 to 25 pounds of waste build up in their colon. This leads to being overweight, colon cancer, deadly toxins and parasite build up.
<Lippizanr> wow!
<DJ-Pyro> "Approximately 90% of all disease and discomfort is related to an unclean colon."
<Lippizanr> imagine that!
<Lippizanr> sign me up!
<DJ-Pyro> aparently "Drooling While Sleeping" is caused by an unclean colon
<DJ-Pyro> http://www.shadysports.com/colon/
<DJ-Pyro> I'd totally buy from a company hosted at shadysports.com
<Lippizanr> dry lips during the day?
<Lippizanr> and damp lips at night?
<DJ-Pyro> heh
<Lippizanr> it has EXTREME POWER PLUS.
<DJ-Pyro> oh shi
<Lippizanr> exactly.
<triple6> 5 to 25 POUNDS?! of waste build up?
<triple6> dude, that's a small child
<triple6> and rather unlikely
<DJ-Pyro> well that sure would explain the cries of help coming from my ass

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<Henke^-_-[CA]> what the hell do i buy for parents wedding anniversary ....
<creep`> sex toys
<creep`> spice up that marriage for them

#30573 (156/384) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MaTriX-> my cousin tells me "what does cum mean"
<MaTriX-> i tell her, go ask the guy u think is really cute......
<odom> dude
<Suicidaltaco> dude how old is she
<odom> how old is she
<MaTriX-> 14
<odom> tell her wait 3 yrs and call odom
<SDS91> tell her to call me 3 years ago

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