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#30527 (397/573) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ?
#30546 (153/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Black_Dog> ryo: if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep?
<@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: damn straight i would
<@Ryo_Hayasa> BD: or the farmer's daughter
#30539 (75/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stu> if i could sell feet odour, i'd be rich
<jonathans> and aloneComment: #lost
#30533 (56/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips?
<DigDug> alt.tv.rips.uploaded.for.tik-tok
<Tik-Tok> alt.thats.not.funny.dildo
#30545 (2/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aphr0> FUCK
<aphr0> I got a cookies and snickers bar
<aphr0> isntead of cookies and m&m
<aphr0> piss fuck whores
<aphr0> god cocks
<aphr0> deathComment: #couch on EFnet
#30542 (-5/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davidc> wtf
<davidc> Last login: Fri Feb 14 18:37:14 2003 from aca9300c.ipt.aol.comComment: #lost
#30543 (-6/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> %addmsg <Lina-> 8======D~~~~ O-: <--meComment: #lost
#30540 (-6/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
eighty7advil: you failed an art class? i didnt know that could happen
lunacrow: yeah, i totally rule
lunacrow: i think it was because i was like 5 minutes late every day.. and it drove the teacher nuts
eighty7advil: you should have just told the teacher you're on c.p.t.
eighty7advil: (colored people time)Comment: #lost
#30538 (-3/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> clay-----`
<clay-> clay------------->
<davidc> oh dear it finally happened
<davidc> clay finally amassed so much weight he split in twoComment: #lost
#30537 (-4/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryano> i think i sprained my thumb last night
<ryano> my left alt thumb :(
<ryano> alt tab now brings nothing but pain
<ryano> pain in my z-orderComment: #lost

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