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#30518 (549/685) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off because they were afraid they would blow up cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a 70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my tribes!!" |
#30476 (434/656) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucksComment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.
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#30511 (512/786) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Eticam] I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
[Eticam] And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
[Eticam] When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
[Eticam] Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
[Eticam] The girl started crying and left class |
#30512 (159/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field.
(Ntruder): hah
(bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him.
(Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award |
#30475 (198/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail
<BosHaus> for graduation
<Defiant> Any girls?
<Rogue> His letterbox is probably too small for that. |
#30496 (142/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+BalefireX> i need a shoepolish gnome
<+snow_veil> ...
<+BalefireX> to live in a cabinet and polish my shoes
<Deejayry> i thought you were talking about linux then |
#30500 (146/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<freefour> i once had naughty-businesses so much with her that i made her faint. now THAT is 1337.
<plasmo> i alt tabbed for a sec
<freefour> heh
<plasmo> haha, wtf, that IS leet
<freefour> it was scary
<freefour> seriously
<freefour> it wasn't 1337 at all
<plasmo> did you get a momentary sensation of necrophilia?
<freefour> yes!
<plasmo> did you keep going? or did you stop and slap her? |
#30489 (126/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Choco> If someone built me a new computer, I'd love them forever. o_o
<Choco> You know. With all that frolicking through dasies and stuff.
<InsaneKittyKat> in slow motion? |
#30478 (90/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Assistend> wtf i had some prog running called Hidden Window... couldnt see it.. |
#30513 (71/201) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that will automatically change all margins to 1.10 inches, spacing to 2.10, font size to 12.5, and intermittently paste quotes from no name fuck faces... because i'm getting tired of turning a 3 page paper into a 4 page paper all by myself |
#30471 (123/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tito> so get this
<FireEgl> O_o
<tito> i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday
<tito> we're at the bar in Chilis
<tito> which was like the only cool place over in that part of town
<tito> we're sitting there, just getting into our
drinks
<tito> and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks
<tito> and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing
<tito> so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35"
<tito> *moment of silence*
<FireEgl> ehhe
<tito> other chick: "dammit how did you guess"
<tito> and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!" |
#30520 (85/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want |
#30521 (84/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada |
#30523 (76/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets! |
#30473 (179/749) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ blinko1 ] A friend of mine used to go to gas stations and ask for cigarettes
[ blinko1 ] when they put them on the counter he would grab them and run
[ blinko1 ] if the guy chased we would run inside and loot the placeComment: #d2jsp
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#30460 (64/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours... |
#30515 (56/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@chort> but can you trust those crazy dutch?
<@chort> i mean, WOODEN SHOES!
<@phessler> well, they did bring us the word SABOTAGE
<@phessler> and if it's good enough for the Beastie Boys, its good enough for me |
#30514 (53/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it."
<Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels.
<Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.
<BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.
<BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style. |
#30472 (46/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> I don't even know how I am meant to generate a random number in pseudo code
<+Raven> 14!
<Kaelic> Call the pseudo code function for it? :p
<@EdorFaus> yea :P
<+Raven> you can use me to generate them
<@Wumpus> bah, 'sif 14
<@Wumpus> 42!
<+Raven> 8!
<@EdorFaus> just say "generate random number" :P
<+Raven> Kaelic: now you have 3, isn't that enough?
<@Wumpus> hehe, and in kaelic's pseudocode we find: call( raven )
<+Raven> lol
<Kaelic> hehe
<@EdorFaus> lol |
#30516 (41/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house |
#30507 (34/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads
<qbix003> so they don't slide around
<Xylene> qbix003
<Xylene> you can get some $5 pads here
<Xylene> http://www.stayfree.com/Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#30522 (24/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident |
#30486 (10/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod
<boognish> level 10 cock of the infinite
<boognish> doh, sorry, wrong window
<boognish> =] |
#30517 (7/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?" |
#30457 (2/390) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane
<Raxsean_Decrane> evening all
<@Nerezza> hey rax
<Silverbolt> heya raxsean
<@Galcian> Hola rax
<@fredly> rax ;/
<Raxsean_Decrane> what's happening all
<Raxsean_Decrane> hey fredly
* Joins: Princess
<@Nerezza> hi princess!
<@fredly> princess ;/
<@Galcian> fredly seems depressed. |
#30519 (3/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site |
#30510 (1/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dilbert> if i press in on my bellybutton real hard, i feel a tingling in my penisComment: #dcemu - irc.cheatlist.com
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#30525 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tilt> whats irc? |
#30524 (-7/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wussie> I've got you on my voicedial under "Ugly"
<Luukskywalker> Shiittt
<Luukskywalker> You Suck
<Wussie> Nah, bored @ school |
#30498 (-4/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem
(@ouchies) what did you get
(@mason) i got a semi decent wand
(@reds`) that sounds so bad
(@mason) :) |
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