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#30454 (2211/4419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Sprite): boiled egg?
(Sprite): im a spack cook
(LoneGun): sprite just do in microwave for like 2 mins
(Sprite): on it's own lonegun ?
(LoneGun): aye sprite
(Ched): 2 mins
(Ched): for 650 watt microwave
(Sprite): so a egg, in a bowl, on it's own for 2 mins in a microwave ?
(Sprite): n1 im off to cook
(Sprite): k guys
(Sprite): u guys are cocks
(Sprite): the egg just blow upComment: Cooking in #digwar (quakenet) with the unsuspecting sprite. His cullinary skills are now renowned as a result.

#30453 (147/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@JFeeple> I love this commercial.... KFC's "healthy" pitch
<@JFeeple> bad enough when Subway does it, but at least that one is more or less true if you get the right sandwich *and* if you put on the right condiments *and* if you don't wreck it by getting chips
<@Orca> And don't get a drink
<@Orca> (or get a diet drink)
<@Orca> a large softdrink is loaded with calories
<@JFeeple> unsweetened ice tea is fine
<@JFeeple> but fried chicken? yeah, sure, it's better than a whopper. There is a term for that.. it's "damning with faint praise"
<@Orca> "Fried chicken - it's better than getting run over by a truck!"

#30449 (133/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SuperXdude> !seen demanther
<@GreyHawk> demanther!icarus@is.rathercute.com was last seen by me in #stars! 1h 52m 44s ago doing: runs away from Super

#30447 (148/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES!

#30442 (59/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* b0bd0g changes topic to 'THE MATRIX: BEST UNIX MOVIE EVER'
<icronirc> neo: `make all`
<icronirc> `make itwithcarrieannmoss`
<b0bd0g> killall -9 "mr. smith"
<icronirc> rm -rf /usr/local/lib/matrix
<icronirc> find / -type evil -exec rm -rf {} \;
<b0bd0g> home/mr.smith% while (1) { fork(); };
<b0bd0g> n30 iz l33t

#30439 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Miker-Bot> 6. Useless Trivia: "Crack" gets its name because it ---------- when you smoke it.?
<+Seraph> crackles
<@The_Miker> cracks
<+Miker-Bot> Seraph got the answer: crackles in 3.484 seconds. Points: 25 Rank: 2nd
<+T2k2> LOl
<@The_Miker> WTF
<+Seraph> i wouldnt know
<WindowFrame> crackhead
<@The_Miker> LOSE
<+Seraph> lol
<+Seraph> i uh...
<@The_Miker> CRACK SMOKER
<+Seraph> primiseComment: #GTAForums on MikerNet (We think he is a crackhead now)

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