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#30430 (169/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[PFY] One time at 5:50 I was sitting in my room with my girl and my comp goes "POP" and shuts off.
[risk] lol
[@beast] damn you remembered it to the minute
[PFY] I know the computer store near me closes at 6, so I just straight up and tell me girlfriend, we have to go
[@beast] haha
[risk] hahaha
[@robry] haha
[@robry] ownd
[risk] thats so quoted
#30433 (120/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out what they CONTAIN!

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