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#30343 (120/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this ultraviolet light on my gums, teeth or what not and he says:
<pcchew> "never use this on your skin, it'll burn it right off"
<pcchew> and i'm thinking "if it'd burn my skin off, why the fuck are you using on my gums you douche"
<r0nc0> lmao
Comment: i hate the dentist
#30339 (96/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Krispy_Kreme> i'm an IRC n00b, how do you idle?
<Fenrir51> LOLOLOL
<Fenrir51> Rofl
<Krispy_Kreme> :(
Comment: Yep he was indeed a newbie.
#30337 (42/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DJ-Pyro> oh boy..shit is going to hit the fan now...sco is distrubuting linux with another license
<willo> DJ-Pyro: really?  ummmm.
<willo> DJ-Pyro: my god they're stupid.
<willo> I knew they were, but I figured only half the head was in the sphincter
<willo> apparently the entire thing fits.  who knew?

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