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#30305 (627/785) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Frieza> dont you get it! I have a giant Brain that is capable of reduceing anything down to a yes or no question.
<bUdDyLeE> LOL `Frieza I don't think that's how it's supposed to work
<bUdDyLeE> watch
<bUdDyLeE> What is the meaning of life?
<`Frieza> yes
<bUdDyLeE> elaborate
<`Frieza> no
<bUdDyLeE> fair enough.

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<DrPoole> she just emailed me. "you are a fucking prick"
<DrPoole> and i hit reply
<DrPoole> and wrote "unsubscribe"

#30306 (191/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at
<Grifter> and by "within your means" you mean "with my parents" right?

#30304 (159/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you

#30303 (148/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start"

#30295 (55/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives.

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<Neon[UK]> this machine was built to be kept on
<kickthepc> to install 98 you need to reboot several times
<Neon[UK]> :|
<Neon[UK]> maybe if i reboot REALLY FAST

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<Ultimos> what's a fuckin troll?
<Ultimos> lol
<binkzz> url what is an internet troll
<migas> - "what is an internet troll": http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
<Ultimos> migas has saveth me.
<binkzz> migas always takes the credit ;[

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<tewl> ii think i may have accidentally drank my own piss today

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