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#30277 (80/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> lk's tiny asian penis could never penetrate anything though
<J3anyus> an inch can't do much, buddy!
<LkAway1> Width > length
<J3anyus> LkAway1: if you only have an inch of length, width is worthless
<nylint> Lk has a dick like a tuna can
#30279 (77/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike> i hate mondays
<Mike> so much stress
<Mike> and no matter how early I start, I am ALWAYS still workign on it at the last minute
<Mike> I need a beer
<@Galadriel> man you sound like me
<@Galadriel> lol
<Mike> I need a cigarette
<@Galadriel> relax
<Mike> I need sex
<@Galadriel> :x
<Mike> especially that last one
* @Galadriel hides
#30269 (18/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FraGMarE> why do all these diseases have acronym names nowadays, like AIDS and SARS and shit.  why can't they just make a real name for them like "Faggot Monkey Fucker Disease" or "Gooking Cough"
#30276 (-4/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+T2k2> hehe
<+T2k2> the shit session sometimes sucks
<+T2k2> cuz i have to use the shower
<+T2k2> to clean it off.
<+T2k2> :(
<@The_Miker> lmfao
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> i mean i have so much ass hair
<@knightmar> dude
<+T2k2> that it would take half a roll
<+T2k2> or a shower
<@knightmar> wax it
<+T2k2> i prefer the shower
<@knightmar> lol
<+T2k2> sometimes i get too much bile
<+T2k2> and its like acid on my ass
<+T2k2> its only after i eat pineapple
<+T2k2> so i dont
<@knightmar> have u ever farted in the shower but accidentally pooped
<+T2k2> ROFLComment: #GTAForums on GamesNET!

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