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#30241 (824/1080) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jimx> Two families move from Lebanon to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
<jimx> A year later they meet again:
<jimx> The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
<jimx> The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
<Fiery_isles> haha
<Tarrasque> hahaah |
#30239 (264/432) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zybl0re> dongs
<Zaphod> cox
<zybl0re> lol
<graham|KEKE> That, ladies and gentlemen, is the summation of the wit on the internet. |
#30249 (213/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms |
#30255 (189/393) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving... |
#30248 (65/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet" |
#30237 (13/359) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
<ROBAT> YES
<ROBAT> I AM DOING 5 THINGS AT ONCE
<ROBAT> 1 OF THEM IS YOUR MOMComment: That was just wrong >.<
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#30242 (-1/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Jabba2442: heyo
Jabba2442: what are you up to theis fine sunday night?
Jeeba Jabba: Fucking you in the ass.
Jeeba Jabba: Baby.
Jabba2442: dude you must have a huge dick to get from louisiana to colorado in one thrust |
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