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#30168 (574/696) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> something is wrong when a girl comes in and tells my roommate "you're such a nerd!" and i think to myself "no he's not, he doesn't even know how to compile a linux kernel!"
#30175 (284/470) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house
#30176 (150/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sodae> vh1 illustrated = cheney + bush im convo = classic
<clay> you + keyboard = mistake
#30122 (109/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@JFeeple> Loth: it gets worse, one of the preferred "methods" of hair removal involves hot wax
* @Lothtiriel winces
<@SuperXdude> yowsie
<@SuperXdude> we use super sticky tape....great for friends who pass out drunk
<@Lothtiriel> that's painful enough... but boiling wax? that's insane
<@JFeeple> remind me never to pass out within 500 miles of X
#30148 (131/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing?
Jabba2442: its a site dedicated to funny/stupid chatlogs
seanpark37: oh
Jabba2442: no relation to goatse
seanpark37: lol
seanpark37: thats what i was afraid of
#30171 (112/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> mmm noodles and chicken breasts
<Kaelic> mmm breasts
#30177 (86/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 drzlebnt=
<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 setlength?  even
<+Raven> drzlebnt?
<+Raven> yes, ctrl-f1 is context help in Borland environments
<@Wumpus> drzlebnt = there's a pizza between me and the keyboard :)
#30111 (9/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<regwaur> <nwmann> i've been able to get my tongue to touch the tip of my cock before
<R0y> dude i used to be able to get my whole shaft into my throat
<Matt^^^> I've been able to get the top 3
<regwaur> ahahaa
<Matt^^^> I've been able to get the top 3" of my cock in my mouth
<regwaur> why even have a gf then r0y
<R0y> because she makes me feel whole and good
<enoggy> dude
<enoggy> people who constantly try to suck their own dick worry me
<regwaur> question is
<regwaur> if you could suck your dick, would you swallow?
<enoggy> hahah
<R0y> fuck ya
#30065 (8/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's
<@MrSaturn> He obsesses over it
<@MrSaturn> He's like
<@MrSaturn> "OMG I FRIED MY MOTHERBOARD! HOORAY!"
#30138 (-2/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Alric> best doom mod was the alien mod :P
<@Alric> think I only got to level 6 or so without cheating on very hard
<@Alien> i rather liked the alric mod myself
#30075 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Tristan> Have you ever wondered what exactely is in 50 cent burrito's?
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> children entrails
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> oh sorry those are the 75 cent burritos
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#30173 (-1/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AmericanIdle> DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLEEPINGIDLE
<AmericanIdle> DISCONNECT
<T2k2> hah
<T2k2> its you
<T2k2> just ghost it
<T2k2> ./authserv ghost sleepingidle password
<majestik> dont need password
<majestik> i think
<AmericanIdle> Hmm.
<AmericanIdle> No wonder.
<AmericanIdle> I HAD TWO FUCKING mIRC'S OPEN
Comment: irc.gamesnet.net #gtaforums

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