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#30144 (432/582) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Milao> Hmm... I forgot to pick up my son from school today, and it's already 9:30... I'm trying to decide whether to pick him up now, or just bring food in the morning on the way to work.
<Jaayy> How long have you been wondering this?
<Milao> About twenty minutes.
<Jaayy> Dear god... some people should not be allowed to be parents. |
#30151 (314/474) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@|101|> I got so confused the first time someone said they had a pot plant. I'm like "cool, what's in it?" and they said " It's a pot plant dude", "Yeah I know, what type of plant", "a POT plant", "Are we missing something" |
#30141 (282/484) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah.
<Astrodog[BTEG]> My bank issue'd me a credit card.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Morons. |
#30167 (219/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.' |
#30112 (215/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an english game, and going into it and it's all like "ACHTUNG" and you're like "WTF" |
#30095 (128/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RuKK> my left nut itches
<Feragho> you know i just realised
<Feragho> my left testicle is bigger than my right one
<RuKK> yeah
<RuKK> mine are a little different too
<Feragho> amazing things you realise whilst scratching your nuts
<RuKK> yepComment: #serioustraders @ dal.net
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#30091 (71/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Your hero is going to go eat spaghetti and get laid
<@Albatross[BTEG]> LaterComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30132 (-2/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BliTzKrieG|BTKG> I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!
<sircrapalotlaxatives> and that would be?
<sircrapalotlaxatives> your finally admitting your gay?
<sircrapalotlaxatives> sorry that was mean
<sircrapalotlaxatives> continue |
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