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#30104 (277/483) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed, and felt as though i would burst.. and a flatulent event erupted forth quickly and silently and lasted for many many seconds
<steve> and i felt deflated..i felt the insides touching together again
<steve> and promptly fell asleep
<steve> my body was giving me a gift with that wakefulness
<adam> hahaha
<Mackay> that's a beautiful way of saying "i farted in bed"
Comment: #hatelife
#30068 (243/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+docviagra[bteg]) they sprung some suprise exams on us last week
(+docviagra[bteg]) they weren't actually suprises, I just forgot.
(+docviagra[bteg]) still, it was quite suprising.
Comment: #BTEG, GamesNet
#30066 (165/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named nickserv, and everytime i connect he changes my nick, can anyone help me???
#30084 (150/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men
<@MiMiC> I just gave this girl an orgasm on the phone
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> "An" orgasm? Weak.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet

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