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#30033 (8583/12733) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Backslash> So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night
<Backslash> Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed
<Backslash> Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didn’t have the heart to wake her up so I slept on the couch downstairs
<Backslash> Like a month later I’m over at her house with a bunch of her friends and since there was no where to sleep I slept on the couch again
<Backslash> The next morning during breakfast one of her friends says you look tired
<Backslash> and I was like yeah I didn’t sleep great I’m kinda used to my bed
<Backslash> then my friend goes yeah your bed is awesome!
<Backslash> I froze and glanced over at her parents who gave me the most evil look I have ever seen…
#30049 (252/454) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lepper> bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot?
<LkTrout1> Lepper's family tree is a straight line.
#30081 (241/465) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the woods to get candy.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#30082 (199/391) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Because Bush is going to be on the frontlines, right?
<@Psycho> well he would if we let him
<@Fuel[BTEG]> Bush on the frontline, hah
<@Fuel[BTEG]> The only lines bush knows about involve a razor blade and a rolled up $20.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#30054 (171/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: usrbingeek (Quit: I patched Windows XP and all I got was this lousy reboot.)
#30031 (233/523) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KyleYankan> im not fat
<KyleYankan> :-(
<KyleYankan> I'm big boner.
<KyleYankan> uh....
<KyleYankan> typo.Comment: heh..
#30053 (81/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
#30076 (5/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Of course.
<@Indigoflo> 7 of 9 has big boobies just like leninComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#30051 (-3/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Campster> I went to a gay bar last night.  It was fun.
<Campster> I've been in so many strip clubs and red light districts in videogames that I didn't feel out of place at all.
<Campster> It was just like something out of a Deus Ex or Anachronox level.

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