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#29961 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ruumis> dude, if I ran the Catholic church, I'd keep shit real. I'd be like, "look, okay, some of us fucked up. real bad. now let's fix what's broke and move on."
#29890 (-2/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj_> let's all chip in and buy AlmtyBob a prostitue for a night
<AlmtyBob> it'd be cheaper just to buy me some rufees
<homerj_> if you want rupees, you have to kill some dodongos

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