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#29959 (192/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D
<keter> whats that
<zchrist> I take 3 meds every morning.. one for allergies, one for my headaches, and the 3rd's just a regular ol' vitamin
<keter> and
<zchrist> so i pour me some orange juice.. pop the cap on a bottle.. take out a pill.. slam it down.. and put the cap back on.. when it hits me...
<zchrist> I just took my dogs heart medication
<keter> lol
Comment: dalnet #C
#29922 (223/441) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER.
<Delusion> SHE HAS UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACCEPT.
<Delusion> OR UNTIL SATURDAY TO LIVE.
<Delusion> DEPENDING ON THE DECISION.
#29917 (127/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me?
<halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's and the other holds all the 0's?
#29915 (60/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it!
#29955 (37/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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