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#29948 (277/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Znutar> Sometimes those things seem less like "Peer to peer" and more like "morons to me"

#29936 (275/433) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me

#29933 (216/370) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PigsCantFly> the best thing about being asian is you can use someone elses ID to get booze

#29930 (232/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys

#29952 (372/726) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Ron> I had to explain to some people what a firewall was
<+Ron> so I said it was like the U.S. border
<+Ron> and the hackers were the mexicans
<+Da_Foo> XD
<+Ron> and without a firewall, mexicans can get in your computer

#29931 (190/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis.
<K0ffing> worst tasting fish ever

#29945 (157/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart

#29949 (124/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet, you need to insert coins to boot it or start a program

#29938 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ck02> i found out today my favorite pair of pants is from the GAP
<ck02> i took 15 showers in a row but i still feel dirty

#29940 (66/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DanHarris> i am very intelignt

#29924 (5/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed?

#29939 (4/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van

#29937 (4/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's

#29946 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP".
<tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY"

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